ABOUT THE BOOK


GOATS EAT CANS


"Somewhat Comical Stories of a Life Mostly Wasted" 


PURCHASE VOLUME 1 HERE


PURCHASE VOLUME 2 HERE




The book that would eventually become, Goats Eat Cans, began as one of the most popular blogs on a little site called, Myspace nearly seven years ago.

Does anyone out there even remember, Myspace?

Of course you don’t.

Volume 1 in is a re-edited and re-written collection of the best stories taken from those early days, sprinkled with just enough new stuff to ensure you’re getting your money’s worth.

Remember the weird kid with the greasy hair and the odd smell you went to school with? You know, the one who never talked to anyone? That creepy kid who sat alone at lunch? The kid who never took a shower in gym class? The one you imagined might one day go on a shooting spree?

Believe it or not, that kid grew up.

He grew up, he got married, he never shot a single person, he wrote a book, and he even started taking showers after his workouts – most of the time.

Goats Eat Cans is his story.

Follow along as Steven Novak recounts the sometimes hilarious, sometimes hilariously painful, sometimes painfully hilarious moments that have made his life so wonderfully frustrating. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry and you might even vomit.

Goats Eat Cans features 55 stories, 55 illustrations, 99 luftballons and enough nonsense to keep you chuckling and giggling for days on end – or hours – or at the very least a few minutes.

3 comments:

  1. Note: typo in the third to last paragraph. Helpful, or obnoxious? You decide.

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  2. A little from column A and a little from column B. ;)

    I feel the need to say that the actual book itself will be edited - by an editor - who isn't me. In fact, it's getting edited right now.

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